Memo to my boss: ̶I̶ ̶k̶n̶o̶c̶k̶e̶d̶ ̶u̶p̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶s̶i̶s̶t̶e̶r̶.̶̶
S̶u̶r̶p̶r̶i̶s̶e̶!̶ ̶Y̶o̶u̶’̶r̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶u̶n̶c̶l̶e̶!̶
I quit and I’m going into witness protection.
 
Look, you don’t need to tell me I’m making the mistake of a lifetime.
I'm not only breaking bro-code but I'm setting myself up to be fired or even castrated.
I never planned on falling for my best friend’s sister.
A man can only take so much sweet, delicious temptation and Valerie Windsor is my kryptonite.

They say there’s a fine line between love and hate, and the only thing she seems to love more than hating me—is making me suffer.
Two can play at that game.
I tortured her, made ridiculous demands, threw her desk out into the hallway.
I even fired her…TWICE.

But the moment we touched…it was like gasoline on a fire.
Keeping our hookups a secret wasn’t hard.
Hell, it was even exciting.
Her forbidden fruit tasted that much sweeter.

Keeping my feelings a secret, however, isn’t so easy.
Not to mention hiding the fact that my boss… Is about to be an uncle.